IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Placido wrote:Man walks into a bar carrying a chequered flag.
Barman says, "Oi, you'd better not start anything !!"
Whatever did he mean? The chequered flag finishes a race. :haha:
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Very good greg. :rofl: :clap:
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• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

• Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

• When chemists die, they barium.

• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

• Broken pencils are pointless.
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Got pulled over today....
Cop came up and said he just worked a long day and ended his shift....
He said if I had a good reason for speeding that he'd let me go....
So I said Officer my wife left me 5 years ago for a cop, and I thought you was bringing her back....
he said....
have a good day Sir....
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Dretful, absolutely terrible :laugh:
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Has peregrine posted his joke book on line? :rolleyes:
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