Whatever did he mean? The chequered flag finishes a race.Placido wrote:Man walks into a bar carrying a chequered flag.
Barman says, "Oi, you'd better not start anything !!"
IS THIS A JOKE ??
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• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Got pulled over today....
Cop came up and said he just worked a long day and ended his shift....
He said if I had a good reason for speeding that he'd let me go....
So I said Officer my wife left me 5 years ago for a cop, and I thought you was bringing her back....
he said....
have a good day Sir....
Cop came up and said he just worked a long day and ended his shift....
He said if I had a good reason for speeding that he'd let me go....
So I said Officer my wife left me 5 years ago for a cop, and I thought you was bringing her back....
he said....
have a good day Sir....
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