IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Kev wrote:A man who took an airline to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

You got my Joke Book?????????
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Not really, but it's funny .......

FRENCH/ENGLISH DICTIONARY

FRENCH ....................... ENGLISH
Coup de grace .............. Lawnmower
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I went to Buckingham Palace
To try and see the Queen
They said "Oh dear,She isn't here"
But I saw where she had been

Not one of mine(I wish) But who's?
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Spike Milligan :)
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nuthatch wrote:Spike Milligan :)
Spot on Nutty. :nod: :trophy:
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I've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.


Imagine all the PayPal.......
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peregrine wrote:I've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.


Imagine all the PayPal.......
I don't get to say this very often but I liked that one Peregrine. :laugh:
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One night Harry had drunk so much he came home and was sick allover the cat. He looked down at it and said, 'I don't remember eating that.' :laugh:



Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?:


Because he was dead. :rofl:
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