IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Jacksparrow]

My mate was just refused entry to a Fancy Dress Party because he was dressed as a wash basin.
Just let that sink in!

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

We were so poor growing up that we couldn't afford shoes, we used to cover our feet in bubble wrap then pop to the shops.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Remembering all the people who said I was too lazy to achieve anything in life is what gets me out of bed in the afternoon.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I said to my mate, "My girlfriend keeps asking me if I'm an Alice in Wonderland character, and it's getting very annoying!"
He said, "Are you mad at her?"
I said, "don't you start!"

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Two fleas are on Robinson Crusoe's back. One says to the other "Bye for now, I'll see you on Friday"

[Willpar]