IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Wife: "Where did you get that trombone?"
Husband: "From him next door."
Wife: "Why? You can't play it."
Husband "l know .... but neither can he now!”
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:clap: :nod: :D
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Few people know that Hollywood Heartthrob Richard Gere's father Göttler, was a fantastic ventriloquist!
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:) :D
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I managed to weigh a rainbow yesterday

Turns out it's pretty light
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:) :D :nod:
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"Any two-watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That'll do. I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn't have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes, please.
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:) :D :nod:
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I've just joined a dating group for arsonists.

It's great...they send me new matches every day.
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:clap: :D :nod:
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