' Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed my pen. What should I do?' 'Use a pencil till I get there.' 
She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand - it saves on the washing up IS THIS A JOKE ??
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' Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed my pen. What should I do?' 'Use a pencil till I get there.' She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand - it saves on the washing up 
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Just a warning when you buy a watch that says you can swim with it.
This only applies if you can already swim.
This only applies if you can already swim.
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I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived.
When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order
When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order
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It's proving very difficult to find a shop selling "Left Guard" for my other armpit..
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Fact of the day: Did you know the soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called ‘Bear’ who wrote telephone on hold music.