IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Just moved house, does anyone know a decent electrician come gardener who won't charge the earth.

[peregrine]

'Doctor, doctor, I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee.' ' Try taking to spoon out.'

' 'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a bridge.' 'What's come over you?' ' Two cars, a truck and a coach.'

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Due to an unfortunate spacing error booking my holiday, This year I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

My wife is always trying to put me down.
That’s just one of the hazards of being married to a vet.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I was woken up this morning at 9am, with a terrible hangover, to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn.
I was going to get up and complain but I thought, sod it, he can mow around me

[Willpar]