IS THIS A JOKE ??

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I met my wife at a bus stop.
We got on immediately.
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:clap: :nod: :D
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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.
I wonder what she's up to now?

£15 for a taxi to the launderette.
Feels like I've been taken to the cleaners.
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:laugh: Children brighten the home - they never turn the lights off :laugh:

:rofl: Why do parents always take their children to supermarkets to smack them? :rofl:
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I work for the NHS dealing with moving patients between different areas of the hospital.
It's a rewarding job.
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:nod: :D :)
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:laugh: Wine improves with age - the older you get the more you like it. :laugh:

:rofl: Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts :rofl:
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Played frisbee with my dog today.

It wasn't a success. I need a flatter dog
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:D :nod: :P
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:laugh: Why has Guinness go\t a white head? So when your so drunk you know which end to start on :laugh:

:rofl: Which fish sleeps the most? The kipper :rofl:
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