IS THIS A JOKE ??

Off topic chat about anything that doesn't fit anywhere else
Post Reply
Jacksparrow
Moderator
Posts: 6524
Joined: Fri May 30, 2014 9:52 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Jacksparrow »

I went to a new restaurant last night which specialises in sea bird dishes.
I’ve been up all night being sick, I think I must have had a funny tern.
Top
Willpar
Posts: 8999
Joined: Sat May 31, 2014 5:24 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Willpar »

:D :nod: :clap:
Top
Jacksparrow
Moderator
Posts: 6524
Joined: Fri May 30, 2014 9:52 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Jacksparrow »

All the birds of prey where arguing which was the best.
As they couldn't agree they decided to have a talon contest.
Top
Jacksparrow
Moderator
Posts: 6524
Joined: Fri May 30, 2014 9:52 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Jacksparrow »

An unknown number keeps calling and all I hear is chattering teeth then they hang up?
Getting sick of these cold callers.
Top
Willpar
Posts: 8999
Joined: Sat May 31, 2014 5:24 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Willpar »

:P :nod: :D
Top
Jacksparrow
Moderator
Posts: 6524
Joined: Fri May 30, 2014 9:52 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Jacksparrow »

I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver. Turned a few heads…
Top
Willpar
Posts: 8999
Joined: Sat May 31, 2014 5:24 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Willpar »

:D :wow: :rofl:
Top
Jacksparrow
Moderator
Posts: 6524
Joined: Fri May 30, 2014 9:52 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Jacksparrow »

Just because nobody complains it doesn't mean all parachutes are good.
Top
Willpar
Posts: 8999
Joined: Sat May 31, 2014 5:24 pm

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by Willpar »

:D :clap:
Top
User avatar
peregrine
Posts: 2172
Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:13 pm
Location: Dumfries

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by peregrine »

:rofl: Do you want to hear the joke about the bed? Well you can't, it hasn't ben made yet.:rofl:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chit-Chat”