IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I don't mean to sound big-headed but I can't get my jumper off.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

In an attempt to save fuel, I've converted my car engine to run on wood taken from old sailing ships.
I'm currently getting 32 miles to the galleon.

[Willpar]

[peregrine]

Men are like animals -messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets

Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

[Jacksparrow]

I just lost my first pro boxing match.
Bit of a setback but I took it on the chin.

[Willpar]

[peregrine]

'Doctor, Doctor, I've lost my memory!'
'When did this happen?'
'When did what happen?'

What is the only true cure for dandruff? Baldness.

[Jacksparrow]

My wife Rose
is leaving me because of my obsession with pens.
Bye Rose.