IS THIS A JOKE ??
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Jacksparrow
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I was gutted yesterday when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't mine.
She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.
She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.
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I accidentally drank some invisible ink earlier. Now I'm in hospital waiting to be seen.
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Today starting my new venture. Breeding racing deer
Hoping to make a fast buck
Hoping to make a fast buck
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My wife wasn’t too sure about the swivel chair that I bought her.
But eventually she came round
But eventually she came round
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I told my wife that I was nipping down the garage to use the car wash! She suggested that I could save money by going to Morrison's and buying a large sponge and doing it myself at home instead.
Now there's jam and cream everywhere.
Now there's jam and cream everywhere.