How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you. 
How do you fix a woman's watch? No need. There's a clock on the oven. IS THIS A JOKE ??
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How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you. How do you fix a woman's watch? No need. There's a clock on the oven. 
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I've just got a job in a senior position at Old MacDonald's Farm.
I'll be the new CIEIO
I'll be the new CIEIO
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It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house…
The difference is staggering.
The difference is staggering.
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A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie"
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie"
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‘My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
‘What a weird way to start a conversation …’
‘What a weird way to start a conversation …’
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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