IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Jacksparrow]

Without a doubt, the best Robin Williams film is Mrs Fire.

[Jacksparrow]

“Hello - Kitchen Shop. Can you deliver me a set of saucepans on Monday please”
He said, ‘Certainly sir, would you like a Colander as well?’
I said,’ No thank you - I know when its Monday

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

So someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar.
I'm completely dismayed

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Station Porter: “did you just miss your train sir?”
Me: “Er..no, not at all. I just didn’t like the look of it, so I chased it out of the station!”

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

My apathy levels have reached an all time whatever.