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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 8:04 pm
by Jacksparrow
Wife: "Where did you get that trombone?"
Husband: "From him next door."
Wife: "Why? You can't play it."
Husband "l know .... but neither can he now!”

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 7:37 am
by Willpar
:clap: :nod: :D

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 7:43 pm
by Jacksparrow
Few people know that Hollywood Heartthrob Richard Gere's father Göttler, was a fantastic ventriloquist!

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 8:32 pm
by Willpar
:) :D

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 3:43 pm
by Kev
I managed to weigh a rainbow yesterday

Turns out it's pretty light

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 4:47 pm
by Willpar
:) :D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:44 pm
by Jacksparrow
"Any two-watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That'll do. I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn't have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes, please.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2023 9:20 pm
by Willpar
:) :D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2023 7:03 pm
by Jacksparrow
I've just joined a dating group for arsonists.

It's great...they send me new matches every day.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:49 pm
by Willpar
:clap: :D :nod: