Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2023 8:36 pm**

Just moved house, does anyone know a decent electrician come gardener who won't charge the earth.

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2023 4:54 pm**

'Doctor, doctor, I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee.' ' Try taking to spoon out.'

' 'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a bridge.' 'What's come over you?' ' Two cars, a truck and a coach.'

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2023 8:39 pm**

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2023 8:48 pm**

Due to an unfortunate spacing error booking my holiday, This year I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:09 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:30 pm**

My wife is always trying to put me down.
That’s just one of the hazards of being married to a vet.

Posted: **Tue Feb 21, 2023 9:45 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2023 8:53 pm**

I was woken up this morning at 9am, with a terrible hangover, to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn.
I was going to get up and complain but I thought, sod it, he can mow around me

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2023 8:58 pm**

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