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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:07 pm
by Jacksparrow
“I’m never jogging behind a council vehicle in winter again,”.
Said my mate through gritted teeth.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:53 pm
by Willpar
:) :D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 4:32 pm
by peregrine
Thought for Today

If I save time, when do I get it back?

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 10:37 pm
by Willpar
:) :D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:36 pm
by Jacksparrow
The shopkeeper refused to sell me a bag of Walkers crisps because I ran into to his shop.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 10:25 pm
by Willpar
:D :nod: :)

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:37 pm
by Jacksparrow
Some friends of mine are organising a combined Chinese New Year and Burns night. They’re calling it Chinese Burns night.
I didn’t want to go but they’re twisting my arm.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 11:45 pm
by Willpar
:) :D :clap:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 5:40 pm
by peregrine
:chuckle: Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up and over' :chuckle:

:rofl: What sort of animal is a slug? A snail with a housing problem :rofl:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:47 pm
by Jacksparrow
I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week.
It was OK. Nothing to write home about.