IS THIS A JOKE ??

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:38 pm

So I asked this elderly fella why he was using 2 massive frozen chips as walking sticks.
He replied: “They’re McCains!”

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Mon Dec 19, 2022 9:21 pm

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:52 pm

For sale: Twenty-volume encyclopaedia. Good condition. No longer needed. Wife knows everything.

My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her.........or something like that.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:12 pm

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Thu Dec 22, 2022 8:30 pm

Just returned from my annual check up at Doctor’s. She complimented me on my footwear, said I have healthy shoes!

PS You may need to read this one a couple of times. I did

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:57 pm

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:37 pm

A guy escapes from prison and goes home. His wife says, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!

Why did Mrs Jones shoot her husband with a bow and arrow? She didn't want to wake the children

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:10 pm

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 8:52 pm

In a few moments I’m going to demonstrate how to disguise yourself as a padded envelope
I’ll be back in a Jiffy

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:02 am

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