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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 9:55 pm
by Willpar
:D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:08 pm
by Jacksparrow
I saw a chap walking along carrying a door handle.
I asked him why he had it.
He said, ‘Well, it gets me out of the house '

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:19 pm
by Willpar
:clap: :nod: :D

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:44 pm
by Kev
My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 9:52 pm
by Willpar
:nod: :D :) :)

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2022 9:08 pm
by Jacksparrow
Gave my pet mouse a bath this morning. Now it's squeaky clean.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2022 9:17 pm
by Willpar
:clap: :D :) :)

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:23 pm
by Jacksparrow
Reports that suggest Little Miss Muffet has contracted food poisoning have been described as "Whey off".

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:32 pm
by Willpar
:wow: :D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2022 8:47 pm
by Jacksparrow
My book on clocks finally arrived today. About time!