IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

What was Captain Hook called before the accident ?

[Willpar]

[peregrine]

A man takes his friend, a trader on the stock exchange, for his first game of golf. The man tees off and shouts, 'Four!' The trader shouts back three ninety-five.

'Man to barman, 'Do you serve women in this place?' Barman, No, you have to bring your own.'

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I asked my mum why she had a box of Persil on top of her telly…..
Turns out she had no aerial.

[Willpar]

[Kev]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

[peregrine]

Advice to single girls - don't look for a husband, look for a bachelor

Tom's very lonely. He goes to women's prison and volunteers for conjugal visits

[Jacksparrow]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.