Garden Wildlife UK

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:59 pm**

Yesterday I went to get my eyes tested, the receptionist asked me why I was there said, I said,
“Its about time I saw an optician about my poor eyesight”.
She replied, “You sure do, this is the Newsagents”.

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:56 pm**

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2022 8:16 pm**

In 2005, Jimmy Carr bought Boy George's old house in auction for £50,000.
Jimmy added 6 more rooms and a swimming pool before putting it back on the market.
All Boy George could do was sit back and watch Carr make a million.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2022 11:57 pm**

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:34 pm**

It’s good to see that Tesco’s employing pensioners.
I saw an elderly man collecting trollies.
He must have been pushing 70.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:23 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2022 7:32 pm**

Any body interested in joining me in a new buisness venture recycling old chewing gum ?
I just need help getting it of the ground.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:28 pm**

Posted: **Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:22 pm**

I've just released my first single on 7" Vinyl.
A side: Oh I do like to be.
B side: The seaside

Garden Wildlife UK

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