Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 8:49 pm
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IS THIS A JOKE ??
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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:31 pm
I don't mean to sound big-headed but I can't get my jumper off.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:43 pm
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 7:44 pm
In an attempt to save fuel, I've converted my car engine to run on wood taken from old sailing ships.
I'm currently getting 32 miles to the galleon.
I'm currently getting 32 miles to the galleon.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 8:57 pm
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:42 pm
Men are like animals -messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:04 pm
I just lost my first pro boxing match.
Bit of a setback but I took it on the chin.
Bit of a setback but I took it on the chin.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:55 pm
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:58 am
'Doctor, Doctor, I've lost my memory!'
'When did this happen?'
'When did what happen?'
What is the only true cure for dandruff? Baldness.
'When did this happen?'
'When did what happen?'
What is the only true cure for dandruff? Baldness.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:04 pm
My wife Rose
is leaving me because of my obsession with pens.
Bye Rose.
is leaving me because of my obsession with pens.
Bye Rose.