IS THIS A JOKE ??

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:44 am

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and start refusing to tell you where they're going

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant? Big holes in your garden.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 4:59 pm

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:34 pm

I've just bought myself a new blindfold.
I can't see me wearing it though.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:44 pm

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 7:51 pm

I've just bought a drum kit.
Now I can make my own drum.
…
The doctor is sending me to see a cardiologist.
But I don't think there's anything wrong with the jumper I'm wearing

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:55 pm

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 10:25 am

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:47 pm

This girl approached me today and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club.
I was a little confused, I'd never met herbivore.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:45 pm

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Wed Oct 12, 2022 8:25 pm

My mate said ,put £20 on this horse called Bad News.
I asked why?
Because bad news travels fast.

Garden Wildlife UK

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