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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:37 am
by Willpar
:D :nod:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:41 pm
by Jacksparrow
I was gutted yesterday when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't mine.
She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 7:32 pm
by Jacksparrow
I accidentally drank some invisible ink earlier. Now I'm in hospital waiting to be seen.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 8:31 pm
by Willpar
:clap: :nod: :D :wow:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:57 pm
by Jacksparrow
Today starting my new venture. Breeding racing deer
Hoping to make a fast buck

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:54 pm
by Willpar
:clap: :D :wow: :rofl:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:25 pm
by Jacksparrow
My wife wasn’t too sure about the swivel chair that I bought her.
But eventually she came round

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:09 pm
by Willpar
:wow: :clap: :rofl:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:11 pm
by Jacksparrow
I told my wife that I was nipping down the garage to use the car wash! She suggested that I could save money by going to Morrison's and buying a large sponge and doing it myself at home instead.
Now there's jam and cream everywhere.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:49 pm
by Willpar
:wow: :clap: :D