Garden Wildlife UK

I've heard that toothpaste is good for cleaning brass instruments.
Anyone know where I can get a decent tuba toothpaste from?

Walking past a restaurant and in the window it said, “Order anything you want and if we don't have it we'll pay you £500.”
Went in and ordered Giraffes kneecaps on toast. A short while later the waiter returned with £500 in cash and said, “It's your lucky day, we're out of bread.”

Over the moon,
Just won the national "Snotty Nose" award again.
That's 3 years running now!

Just about had it with Amazon.
Every time I order chicken pellets, they email me three days later asking for their feed back.

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.