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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:15 am
by nuthatch
Bet he did :laugh:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:13 am
by Placido
:rofl: :clap:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:56 am
by peregrine
Jacksparrow wrote:I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra.

Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared.
Told you he had me JOKE BOOK

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:47 am
by Placido
Chap next door has named his new dog "Broccoli" - it's a collie.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:35 pm
by nuthatch
:D Is that so, Placi? :D

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:24 pm
by peregrine
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to know what she looked like when asleep.


Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out the box.


:laugh: :chuckle: :chuckle: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hehe: :hehe:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:46 pm
by Kev
"I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust" - Tim Vine.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 7:03 am
by nuthatch
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:43 pm
by Jacksparrow
The Arabian inventor of the bullet-proof vehicle died today.
R.I.P. Ahmed Khar

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:16 am
by peregrine
Told you he had me Joke Book :haha:


WHat do you call a man in a cooking pot? Stu. :chuckle:

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head? Jim :rofl: