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I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks jokePlacido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier. 
Placi
the chocolates! 
Kev
Ho! Ho! Ho! The quality of the jokes has fallen drastically.Jacksparrow wrote:I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks jokePlacido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material.
It would want to be. I trust your latest offering were taken from the old tome and not a curtain raiser for the new.peregrine wrote:The quality of the jokes has fallen drastically.Jacksparrow wrote:I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks jokePlacido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low Elf esteem.
What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm.
As you all know, my last joke book was stolen by person or persons unknown (but I have my own theory) Don't worry I have a knew one, even BETTER than the last.
