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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:44 pm
by Jacksparrow
peregrine wrote:One night Harry had drunk so much he came home and was sick allover the cat. He looked down at it and said, 'I don't remember eating that.'
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?:
Because he was dead.
Back to normal
It was good while it lasted
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:36 pm
by Kev
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
Can't believe the current exchange rate.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:14 am
by nuthatch
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:26 pm
by peregrine
A small boy comes back to school after a holiday in the country. His teacher asks him what he saw. 'I saw a sty.' says the boy. 'And what was in the sty?' asks the teacher. The boy replies, 'A lot of very small piggy banks robbing a big piggy bank.'
Mother to son: 'What did you learn in school today?' Son: 'Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.'
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:27 pm
by Jacksparrow
peregrine wrote:A small boy comes back to school after a holiday in the country. His teacher asks him what he saw. 'I saw a sty.' says the boy. 'And what was in the sty?' asks the teacher. The boy replies, 'A lot of very small piggy banks robbing a big piggy bank.'
Mother to son: 'What did you learn in school today?' Son: 'Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.'
You're losing your touch peregrine. One of those was almost funny.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:59 pm
by nuthatch
He threw milk over me.
How dairy.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 8:25 pm
by Jacksparrow
nuthatch wrote:
He threw milk over me.
How dairy.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:29 pm
by peregrine
Teachert to pupul: 'Good morning, and why weren't you at school yesterday?' Pupil: 'Sorry Miss, but my grandpa got burnt.' Teacher: 'Oh dear, he wasn't burnt too badly was he?' Pupil ' Oh yes. They really know what they are doing at those crematoriums.'
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:54 pm
by Placido
Not a joke but it's a funny extract from a book I intend to buy at the earliest .....
Concerning Hannibal's trip across the Alps with his elephants - paraphrase of Will Cuppy's comments:
Hannibal kept sending back to the inhabitants of Carthage for more elephants which requests were met by howls of outrage and notes asking, Did he think they were made of elephants and anyway what had he done with the elephants already sent ?!?!?!
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:13 am
by peregrine
What's the best way to open a jar with a stuck lid? Put it on the table and tell the kids to leave it alone.