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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:55 am
by peregrine
Kev wrote:A man who took an airline to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

You got my Joke Book?????????

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:46 pm
by Placido
Not really, but it's funny .......

FRENCH/ENGLISH DICTIONARY

FRENCH ....................... ENGLISH
Coup de grace .............. Lawnmower

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:56 am
by peregrine
What's a polygon?











A dead Parrot :rofl2: :rofl:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:23 pm
by Jacksparrow
I went to Buckingham Palace
To try and see the Queen
They said "Oh dear,She isn't here"
But I saw where she had been

Not one of mine(I wish) But who's?

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:20 am
by nuthatch
Spike Milligan :)

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:24 pm
by Jacksparrow
nuthatch wrote:Spike Milligan :)
Spot on Nutty. :nod: :trophy:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:53 pm
by Jacksparrow
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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:29 pm
by peregrine
I've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.


Imagine all the PayPal.......

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:44 pm
by Jacksparrow
peregrine wrote:I've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.


Imagine all the PayPal.......
I don't get to say this very often but I liked that one Peregrine. :laugh:

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:02 am
by peregrine
One night Harry had drunk so much he came home and was sick allover the cat. He looked down at it and said, 'I don't remember eating that.' :laugh:



Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?:


Because he was dead. :rofl: