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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 1:46 pm
by peregrine
A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo' she shouts. 'How can I get to the other side?' The other blonde looks round and shouts back. ' You are on the other side!'
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 7:46 pm
by Biker
Chap goes to the doctor because he hasn't been able to sleep for over a week.
Doctor: Right. What I want you to do is lay on the very edge of the bed, so that most of your weight is hanging over. Trust me, you'll soon drop off.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:46 pm
by Jacksparrow
Biker wrote:Chap goes to the doctor because he hasn't been able to sleep for over a week.
Doctor: Right. What I want you to do is lay on the very edge of the bed, so that most of your weight is hanging over. Trust me, you'll soon drop off.
Peregrine's influence is worse than I thought.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:46 pm
by Jacksparrow
I asked 100 women what their favourite shampoo was.
The top answers was: How did you get in here
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 8:55 pm
by Jacksparrow
Made a curry last night and I put ginger in it, wonder how long it will be before the kids miss that bloody cat
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 9:30 pm
by Placido
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 9:43 pm
by Jacksparrow
My friend went to go get a tattoo of an Indian on his back. Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand". The tattooist said " give me a chance man, I've only just finished his turban!!.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 9:50 pm
by Placido
Like that. An irreversible error is always hilarious, when it's someone else !!
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:21 pm
by peregrine
Jacksparrow wrote:Biker wrote:Chap goes to the doctor because he hasn't been able to sleep for over a week.
Doctor: Right. What I want you to do is lay on the very edge of the bed, so that most of your weight is hanging over. Trust me, you'll soon drop off.
Peregrine's influence is worse than I thought.
Better than RRR.
My next door neighbour is selling his water-skis. He says he couldn't find a lake on a hill.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 9:34 pm
by Jacksparrow
Another for Peregrine's book
Police have issued an appeal after receiving complaints from farmers that their Cows are being stolen during the night.
Apparently they are looking for a man with a big moo-stash