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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2023 12:15 pm
by Kev
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2023 8:30 pm
by Jacksparrow
Kev wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 12:15 pm
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 8:54 am
by peregrine
The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 9:39 am
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 4:14 pm
by peregrine
Man to friend, 'I've really had it with my dog; he'll chase anyone on a bike.' 'What are you going to do? Have him put down?' Man, 'No, I think I'l just take his bike away.'
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 8:24 pm
by Jacksparrow
I just found a tiny bird shivering and cold as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle,
seeing as she was in a good mood.
She said "No, not in front of the chilled wren"
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 9:42 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 12:21 pm
by peregrine
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 8:19 pm
by Jacksparrow
I see you started on the christmas crackers already. Merry Christmas peregrine
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2024 6:01 pm
by peregrine
Aye, I got that one from Jacob.
What do you cal a Frenchman in sandals?