Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:24 pm
I found this link on the front page of Amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html ... d_i=468294
Garden Wildlife UK
A discussion forum for all the wildlife in your garden
https://www.gardenwildlifeuk.co.uk/
IS THIS A JOKE ??
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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:37 pm
Amazon are good sports for posting these but they are far from being the funniest on their website. I have seen some crackers posted on other fora. The one for Veet hair removal cream comes to mind but there are many others. But be warned if you go in search some of it is not family viewing.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:28 pm
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:05 pm
Excellent JoomooJooMoo wrote:Haribo sugar free gummi bears is a corker
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bear ... B000EVQWKC
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:31 pm
I used to love teddy bears, but I'm too scared to try one now. I used to bite the heads off first.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:48 pm
Chap thinks, "The parrot's quiet today, I think I'll take him to the vet", so he does. The vet looks at the prone parrot on the surgery table and pronounces it dead. The man refuses to believe it. "He has little turns like this every now and again. What's the matter with him ?". "He's dead" reiterates the vet.
The man demands a second opinion, unwilling to give up on his little friend, so the vet brings in a black labrador which sniffs at the unmoving bird, looks at the vet and slowly shakes its head. "There you are, it's dead !!" says the vet. "No no no", cries the man, "I want a third opinion". The vet sighs and brings in a cat which he places on the table. The cat walks slowly around the little body, looks at the vet and slowly shakes its head.
"It's dead, it's dead" cries the vet.
The man finally is forced to give up on the parrot and sadly walks out to Reception. The receptionist says, "That will be one thousand pounds, please ". The man cries, "WHAT ?!?!?!". She replies, "Well, you've had a vet's consultation, a lab report and a cat scan."
The man demands a second opinion, unwilling to give up on his little friend, so the vet brings in a black labrador which sniffs at the unmoving bird, looks at the vet and slowly shakes its head. "There you are, it's dead !!" says the vet. "No no no", cries the man, "I want a third opinion". The vet sighs and brings in a cat which he places on the table. The cat walks slowly around the little body, looks at the vet and slowly shakes its head.
"It's dead, it's dead" cries the vet.
The man finally is forced to give up on the parrot and sadly walks out to Reception. The receptionist says, "That will be one thousand pounds, please ". The man cries, "WHAT ?!?!?!". She replies, "Well, you've had a vet's consultation, a lab report and a cat scan."
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:29 am
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:44 am
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:55 pm
OMG burgled last night. Plasma TV, DVD player, HI Fi etc all still here. Why am I upset - only things missing are my joke books. PLACI COMING TO GET YOU.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:56 pm
Mind you, going by his last joke it could be Kev. Case for Miss Marple.