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Placido wrote:Translation, please .......

I'm just a fairy on top of a tree, but I don't like it. Would you?

I've been covered in glitter, - it makes me sick and you wouldn't believe where they've shoved a branch.

I can't get to sleep with all these lights: And a big fat man in a red coat often pops in.

I'm stuck up here with nothing to drink, while you lot are slurping all the ale.

It's a lovely tree, but most uncomfortable considering that my pants are full of pine needles.

Ah dinna ken whit tae say - in fact, Ah'm fair scunnered at this kindly act frae a Sassenach.