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Post by **Jacksparrow** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:07 pm

“I’m never jogging behind a council vehicle in winter again,”.
Said my mate through gritted teeth.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:53 pm

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 4:32 pm

Thought for Today

If I save time, when do I get it back?

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 10:37 pm

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:36 pm

The shopkeeper refused to sell me a bag of Walkers crisps because I ran into to his shop.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 10:25 pm

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:37 pm

Some friends of mine are organising a combined Chinese New Year and Burns night. They’re calling it Chinese Burns night.
I didn’t want to go but they’re twisting my arm.

Willpar · Post by **Willpar** » Fri Jan 27, 2023 11:45 pm

peregrine · Post by **peregrine** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 5:40 pm

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up and over'

What sort of animal is a slug? A snail with a housing problem

Post by **Jacksparrow** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:47 pm

I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week.
It was OK. Nothing to write home about.

Garden Wildlife UK

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