Garden Wildlife UK

So you fell out of the cherry picker, Placi?

Nah, simples - didn't even use the extension lead .

Disaster, Whats the visiting hours.

We can get over there by three - they were fresh out of grapes and Lucozade ... and lurid paperbacks so we've got you a tin of pineapple slices, a couple of Panda Pops and a copy of The Woodworker magazine

The boxes look nice and sheltered under the wotsit there

Never mind you got the box nicely placed sorry about the magazine"s couldna reach the top shelf Nuthatch got you something else,see you soon.

A good effort but I feel compelled to offer a couple of observations. Firstly, either your wall is skew wiff or the box is not perpendicular but that is but a small point easily rectified. But secondly during your enforced stay in the local infirmary the "For Sale or Rent " notice appears to have gone missing during what is now the house hunting season. You could well return and find squatters have moved in and months of expensive litigation ensue to recover what's owed.
P.S. I have sent a couple of pounds of grapes in liquid form purely for medicinal purposes. I have assumed a corkscrew forms part of your normal travel kit.

Oh hardiharhar - wotta bunch of comedians .

Actually, Jacksparrow, the box is absolutely perpendicular, as is the wall. It must be the angle I took it from or your spex were on backwards.
I took 2 more so I'll try to post one (both is probably pushing my luck) just to prove it.
I have to master Kev's instrux so don't hold your breath.

They both look straight to me

They look to me ,but you will never please a man with a spirit level.

Oh joy, I think I've figured out how to do it

Righto then, these are for the Cap'n - does it look straight to you now ??!!

Oh dear, why won't the second one open ??

Beats me - the second one's viewable now