(I thought we already had a "Cats" topic

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Aaaannyway, today I noticed a patch of white beneath the silver birch and assumed it to be a supermarket bag (such things usually are in my garden) so sallied forth to remove it. It turned out to be a new cat

. I immediately shoo-ed it and nothing happened. I could see it looking at me, deeply unimpressed, so I shoo-ed it again accompanied by some vague waving >>>> signalling over there >>>>.
After two or three increasingly agitated waving, shoo-ing and other threatening behaviour it actually moved away in the designated direction. I followed it because it was obviously a hard nut and after about 3 yards it stopped, turned round and miaowed at me.
I stopped too and just burst out laughing - it was just so unexpected. We looked at each other, I gave in and the cat walked slowly away thinking One nil
